random dialogue on man's drive

It's ok if you have no idea what is going on in the dialogue below. Half the time, we have no idea what's going on either.It gets a little melodramatic but who cares? It's all in the name of random humor.

V:     "the man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful - is the man who will win."

C:     "*wins?"

V:     "getting technical eh charles ? either way will work ! seems like you're suffering from the withdrawal symptoms of my randomness, which had been so much easier to challenge then, that have led you to this hurhur ?! HAHAH!"

C:      "u want me to do the pleading boy act again?"

V:     "HAHAHAHA! YES YOU'RE ON CHARLES, DO IT ! and HAHAH OMG that scene by the curtain was simply epic, i swear ! you be thankful that i was the only one who caught sight of it, otherwise it would have been one of the spoof in the musical alr :D tell me you wont be scarred for life had it been the case! :D HAHAHA"

C:     "T.T i beg you miss to appeal to your saintly benevolence. and that you will look upon the bag of famous amos cookies, which i am going to bestow to you, and just keep this between the two of us."

V:     "HAHAH omg people around me - stop feeding me alr !
i'm trying extremely hard to deal with this excessive-eating disorder that i'm suffering from - and time and time again, i fail miserably because there's food everywhere i go ! yikes !

so you were saying..the bag of cookies - are we talking about the double chocolate chip with pecans or the chocolate chip with macadamia. actually the oatmeal raisins and cinnamon ones work just fine for me too :D"

C:     "now we are talking hahaha.. i know if i cannot get through to you i can at least get through to your stomach."